perks of being a pussy

cat would be absolute bliss. Imagine, the usual, staying up late, being fed, sleeping throughout the day... the list goes on. (does that make my husband a cat??) A phone call with my friend got me thinking about this deeper.. I wondered what other quirks i would enjoy, if in fact I were a pussy....cat.

1. Not getting judged by other cats about the age you start having children, nor how many  Imagine! If your life long dream was to leave school at 14 and have 12 kids, this would be the perfect animal to be! You could have 6 kids at a time and still be appealing to other cats.. and no one will judge you! You'd have already left home and you could just lay around all day letting them tear up the place..
2. Not being laughed at about how saggy your boobs are or whether you're even wearing a bra. You could even get nipple piercings and noone will notice, stretch marks and everything get covered by an awesome layer of fur. How schmexy
3. Not having to work for a living eating out of a silver dish, being served fine food. Why, there aren't even any bills to pay .. everything is free.. no need to work! You could spend your days raising your 12 kids from 12 fathers!! 
4. Having your arrogance accepted if you want to act like a snobby toffee nosed cow it is just plain acceptable! No need for money, nice things, the best clothes.. you could live in a trash can and still turn your nose up at everyone. And think of all the cat fights you could have with the females from around the block.. oh my oh my, and you still wont get a label!
5. Back rubs lets face it.. everybody could do with a backrub. But you don't need to do the dishes, be in labour, get your sexy on, or sign over your soul to someone to recieve this! Just jump on someones lap, stretch out and relax... instantaneous massage material right there. 
6. Being able to hide from the children anywhere, and not feel bad about it! Feel like curling up and going to sleep? If you were a cat then you could! No need to worry about what your kids are doing, because it's not even your lounge suite they are tearing to shreds, or your pet fish that they are trying to eat. You don't even need to feed them, your owner will take care of that, or they will just find their own food. Get up to kids in the night? Nah, just lay on your side, expose your nipples and go back to sleep

There are certainly some perks to being a cat.. I may just possibly look into this when I'm reincarnated. Sux I don't believe in reincarnation though.. meh